YOU SAID:

Tell me who I am and what I am doing here.

INTO JAPANESE

私、ここで何を言います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I what to say here.

INTO JAPANESE

私は何を言うここ。

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I'm here to say.

INTO JAPANESE

ここで言うつもり。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Going to say here.

INTO JAPANESE

ここで言うつもり。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Going to say here.