YOU SAID:
Thank god for toaster waffles and wet pants.
INTO JAPANESE
トースターワッフルと濡れたパンツをありがとう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for the toaster waffles and wet pants.
INTO JAPANESE
トースターワッフルとウェットパンツありがとうございます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Thank you for the toaster waffles and wet pants.
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