YOU SAID:

"Thank you for activating the self destruct mechanism. This ship will detonate in three minutes. In the meantime, please enjoy some random explosions and blasts of steam. Human Resources thought it would make things more dramatic than a red light and a klaxon."

INTO JAPANESE

「自己破壊メカニズムを作動させてくれてありがとう。この船は3分で爆発します。その間、ランダムな爆発と蒸気の爆発をお楽しみください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"Thank you for activating the self-destruct mechanism. This ship will explode in 3 minutes. Enjoy random explosions and steam explosions.

INTO JAPANESE

「自己破壊メカニズムを有効にしていただきありがとうございます。この船は3分で爆発します。ランダム爆発と蒸気爆発をお楽しみください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

“Thank you for enabling the self-destruct mechanism. This ship will explode in 3 minutes. Enjoy random and steam explosions.

INTO JAPANESE

「自己破壊メカニズムを有効にしていただきありがとうございます。この船は3分で爆発します。ランダムな蒸気爆発をお楽しみください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"Thank you for enabling the self-destruct mechanism. This ship will explode in 3 minutes. Enjoy a random steam explosion.

INTO JAPANESE

「自己破壊メカニズムを有効にしていただきありがとうございます。この船は3分で爆発します。ランダムな蒸気爆発をお楽しみください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

"Thank you for enabling the self-destruct mechanism. This ship will explode in 3 minutes. Enjoy a random steam explosion.