YOU SAID:

That guy has a major case of puppy love! No joke! You wanna eat him?

INTO JAPANESE

あの男は子犬愛の大事件を抱えています！冗談抜き！彼を食べたいですか？

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That guy has a big puppy love affair! Seriously! Do you want to eat him?

INTO JAPANESE

あの男は大の子犬愛を持っています！真剣に！彼を食べたいですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

That guy has a huge puppy love! seriously! Do you want to eat him?

INTO JAPANESE

あの人は大の子犬好きだよ！真剣に！彼を食べたいですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

That person loves puppies! seriously! Do you want to eat him?

INTO JAPANESE

あの人は子犬が大好きなんです！真剣に！彼を食べたいですか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

That person loves puppies! seriously! Do you want to eat him?