YOU SAID:
That news hit me like a ton of bricks
INTO JAPANESE
そのニュースは私をレンガの塊のように襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The news hit me like a brick
INTO JAPANESE
そのニュースはレンガのように私を襲った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The news hit me like a brick
That didn't even make that much sense in English.