YOU SAID:

that's not where i'd put my chocolate chips if i were you

INTO JAPANESE

私があなただったら、そこはチョコレートチップを置く場所ではありません

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were you, that wouldn't be the place to put chocolate chips

INTO JAPANESE

もし私があなただったら、そこはチョコチップを置く場所ではないでしょう

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If I were you, that wouldn't be the place to put chocolate chips