YOU SAID:

that whole johnny appleseed thing is such a lie

INTO JAPANESE

あのジョニーのりんごの実はそんな嘘です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The actual fruit of that apple of Johnny is such a lie

INTO JAPANESE

ジョニーのあのリンゴの実の実はこんなうそです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The actual fruit of that apple of Johnny is such a lie