YOU SAID:

thats lit bro catch me hitting up you dentest

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thats lit broは、私をあなたに当てる

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thats lit bro hit me

INTO JAPANESE

それは私を襲った仲間

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It's a fellow who hit me

INTO JAPANESE

私を襲ったのは仲間です

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It was my friend who hit me

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私を襲ったのは友達だった

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It was my friend who hit me