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thats not how the cookie crumbles

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それはクッキーが崩れる方法ではありません

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That's not how cookies crumble

INTO JAPANESE

そんなことでクッキーが崩れるわけないよ

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The cookie won't crumble like that

INTO JAPANESE

クッキーはそんなに崩れないよ

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Cookies don't crumble like that

INTO JAPANESE

クッキーはそんな崩れないよ

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Cookies don't crumble like that