YOU SAID:
The bag eater my wardrobe and I eate the bag
INTO JAPANESE
バッグは私のワードローブを食べ、私はバッグを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bags eat my wardrobe, I eat bags
INTO JAPANESE
バッグは私のワードローブを食べる、私はバッグを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bags eat my wardrobe, I eat bags
Come on, you can do better than that.