YOU SAID:
The buttered bread is in the pantry. The naughty children put it there. I will cut off their heads and eat them for dinner next Tuesday.
INTO JAPANESE
バターを塗ったパンはパントリーに入っています。いたずらな子供たちはそれをそこに置きました。私は彼らの頭を切り落とし、来週の火曜日に夕食のためにそれらを食べるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The buttered bread is in the pantry. Naughty kids put it there. I will cut their heads off and eat them for dinner next Tuesday.
INTO JAPANESE
バターを塗ったパンはパントリーに入っています。いたずらな子供たちはそれをそこに置きました。私は彼らの頭を切り落として来週の火曜日に夕食のためにそれらを食べるでしょう。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The buttered bread is in the pantry. Naughty kids put it there. I will cut them off and eat them for dinner next Tuesday.
INTO JAPANESE
バターを塗ったパンはパントリーに入っています。いたずらな子供たちはそれをそこに置きました。来週の火曜日にそれらを切り取って夕食に食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The buttered bread is in the pantry. Naughty kids put it there. I will cut them out next Tuesday and eat for dinner.
INTO JAPANESE
バターを塗ったパンはパントリーに入っています。いたずらな子供たちはそれをそこに置きました。来週の火曜日にそれらを切り取って夕食に食べます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The buttered bread is in the pantry. Naughty kids put it there. I will cut them out next Tuesday and eat for dinner.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
