YOU SAID:
the cactus never felt better
INTO JAPANESE
サボテンは決して気分が良くならなかった
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cactus never made me feel better.
INTO JAPANESE
サボテンは決して私の気分を良くしませんでした。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cactus never made me feel better.
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