YOU SAID:
The cake is me, i am bob.
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキは私、私はボブ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cake's Bob, I.
INTO JAPANESE
ケーキのボブ、私。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bob cakes, I.
INTO JAPANESE
ボブのケーキ、私。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bob cakes, I.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.