YOU SAID:
the cheese grater will cheese the cheese
INTO JAPANESE
チーズおろし器はチーズをチーズにします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese grater turns cheese into cheese
INTO JAPANESE
チーズおろし器はチーズをチーズに変えます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cheese grater turns cheese into cheese
Come on, you can do better than that.