YOU SAID:
the cottage cheese says do crime now
INTO JAPANESE
カッテージチーズは今犯罪をしなさいと言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cottage cheese tells you to commit a crime now
INTO JAPANESE
カッテージチーズはあなたに今犯罪を犯すように言います
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cottage cheese tells you to commit a crime now
That didn't even make that much sense in English.