YOU SAID:
The cow is beating me to a pulp
INTO JAPANESE
牛が私をパルプに殴りつけている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cow is beating me to the pulp.
INTO JAPANESE
牛が私をパルプに殴りつけています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A cow is beating me to the pulp.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.