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The Death Eaters went over their plan to strip Harry of his magic, and Harry could tell that the Dark Lord was standing behind him. Overreacting, Harry ripped his eyes out of his head (much to Voldemort's confusion), threw them into the Forbidden Forest, and told Voldemort off. Meanwhile, Hermoine dipped the face a tall Death Eater, who was wearing a shirt that said 'Hermione Has Forgotten How to Dance'. Ron threw a wand at the Dark Lord while everyone applauded, then slowly reached for his own while Harry, as he muttered 'Ron's the handsome one', reluctantly did the same. They cast a spell or two while green light shot out of the heads of the Death Eaters, causing Ron to afterwards. Harry thought 'Not so handsome now' as he dipped Hermoine in hot sauce. The Death Eaters were dead and Harry was hungrier than he'd ever been. Meanwhile, moaning chandeliers filled the Great Hall and a large librarian used masonry books to decorate the sinks. Mountains of mice exploded, long pumpkins fell off McGonagall, Dumbledore's hair then went next to Hermoine as he arrived at the school. The Hufflepuff pig pulsed like a bullfrog, and Dumbledore, smiling at it, placed his hand on its head and told it that it is Hagrid now. The trio said together that '[They're] the only people who matter. He's never going to get rid of [them]'. The castle floor seemed to be a big magic pile, and the Dursleys weren't ever going to be there. Harry then looked around and fell down the staircase for the whole summer, afterwards exclaiming 'I'm Harry Potter. The dark arts better be worried, oh boy!

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死喰い人はハリーの魔法を取り除く計画を乗り越え、ハリーは暗黒卿が彼の後ろに立っていることを伝えることができました。過剰反応したハリーは、(ヴォルデモートの混乱に大いに)彼の頭から目を引き裂き、禁じられた森にそれらを投げ、ヴォルデモートに言いました。一方、ハーモインは、身に着いていた背の高いデスイーターの顔を浸した

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The death eater overstood Harry's plan to get rid of his magic, and Harry was killed in telling him that the Dark Lord was standing behind him. Overreacting, Harry tore his eyes from his head (much to Voldemort's confusion) and threw them into the forbidden forest, to Voldemort

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死の食べ物は彼の魔法を取り除くためにハリーの計画を克服し、ハリーは暗黒卿が彼の後ろに立っていることを彼に伝えて殺されました。過剰反応したハリーは頭から目を引き裂き(ヴォルデモートの混乱に大いに大いに)、禁じられた森の中に投げ込み、ヴォルデモートに投げ込んだ。

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The food of death overcame Harry's plans to get rid of his magic and Harry was killed telling him that the Dark Lord was standing behind him. Overreacting, Harry tore his eyes from his head (much to Voldemort's confusion) and threw him into the forbidden forest,

INTO JAPANESE

死の食べ物は彼の魔法を取り除くためにハリーの計画を克服し、ハリーは暗黒卿が彼の後ろに立っていることを彼に伝えて殺されました。過剰反応したハリーは頭から目を引き裂き(ヴォルデモートの混乱に大いにつながり)、禁じられた森に投げ込み、

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The food of death overcame Harry's plans to get rid of his magic and Harry was killed telling him that the Dark Lord was standing behind him. Overreacting, Harry tore his eyes from his head (much to Voldemort's confusion) and threw him into the forbidden forest,

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That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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