YOU SAID:

The earth is round you retards

INTO JAPANESE

地球はあなたが遅れる丸い

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The earth is a round you lag behind

INTO JAPANESE

地球はあなたが遅れている丸です

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The earth is the circle you are late for

INTO JAPANESE

地球はあなたが遅れている円です

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The earth is the circle you are late for