YOU SAID:
The goat woke up, our pomeranian ate dried fruit, the government ate dry cereal, and the sheep burned its feet on a tree.
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギは目を覚まし、うちのポメラニアンはドライフルーツを食べ、政府はドライシリアルを食べ、羊は木で足を火傷しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The goats woke up, my Pomeranian ate dried fruit, the government ate dry cereal, and the sheep burned its paws on a tree.
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギたちは目を覚まし、私のポメラニアンはドライフルーツを食べ、政府はドライシリアルを食べ、羊は木で足を火傷しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The goats woke up, my Pomeranian ate dried fruit, the government ate dry cereal, and the sheep burned their paws on wood.
INTO JAPANESE
ヤギたちは目を覚まし、私のポメラニアンはドライフルーツを食べ、政府はドライシリアルを食べ、羊たちは木で足を火傷しました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The goats woke up, my Pomeranian ate dried fruit, the government ate dry cereal, and the sheep burned their paws on wood.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.