YOU SAID:

the guy across the street tried to steal my car but fogot to grab the keys, so he just pushed it away, and i just laughed at him while dialing a tow truck to help him out

INTO JAPANESE

通りの向こう側の男が私の車を盗もうとしたが、キーをつかむのを忘れたので、彼はそれを押しのけただけだった。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A man across the street tried to steal my car, but forgot to grab the key, so he just pushed it away.

INTO JAPANESE

通りの向こう側の男が私の車を盗もうとしたが、鍵をつかむのを忘れたので、彼はただそれを押しのけた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A man across the street tried to steal my car, but forgot to grab the key, so he just pushed it away.