YOU SAID:
The heavens are that way.
INTO JAPANESE
天はそういうものなのです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's how heaven is.
INTO JAPANESE
天国ってそういうところだよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's what heaven is like.
INTO JAPANESE
天国ってそんなところだよ。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
That's what heaven is like.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.