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The large brown cabinet fell on top of the old crotchety man

INTO JAPANESE

大きな茶色のキャビネットは、股間の老人の上に落ちました

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A large brown cabinet fell on an old man in the crotch

INTO JAPANESE

大きな茶色のキャビネットが股間で老人に落ちた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

A large brown cabinet fell on an old man in the crotch