YOU SAID:
The last time you take a shower, your mom was still fat and ugly, you know, you've got a shower right now
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが最後にシャワーを浴びたとき、あなたのお母さんはまだ太っていて醜いです、あなたは知っています、あなたは今シャワーを浴びています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you last showered, your mother is still fat and ugly, you know, you are showered now
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが最後にシャワーを浴びたとき、あなたの母親はまだ太っていて醜いです、あなたは知っている、あなたは今シャワーを浴びている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
When you last showered, your mother is still fat and ugly, you know, you are showered now
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
