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the moon is cheese with giant mice that spit at us and there spit is called asteroids

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月は私たちに唾を吐く巨大なネズミのいるチーズであり、そこの唾は小惑星と呼ばれています

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The moon is cheese with giant mice that spit on us and the spit there are called asteroids

INTO JAPANESE

月は私たちに唾を吐く巨大なネズミのいるチーズであり、そこにある唾は小惑星と呼ばれています

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The moon is cheese with giant mice that spit on us and the spit there are called asteroids