YOU SAID:
The narwhal bacons at midnight.
INTO JAPANESE
真夜中のナーサル・ベイコン。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nasaru Bacon at midnight.
INTO JAPANESE
ナサールベーコン、真夜中。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nazar bacon, midnight.
INTO JAPANESE
ナザールベーコン、真夜中。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Nazar bacon, midnight.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.