YOU SAID:
The neko has a manko and the inu has a chinpo.
INTO JAPANESE
ねこにはまんこ、いぬにはちんぽがある。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat has a pad and the cat has a dick.
INTO JAPANESE
その猫はパッドを持っていて、その猫はチンコを持っている。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The cat has a pad and the cat has a dick.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
