YOU SAID:

the non of my banana is me yes

INTO JAPANESE

私のバナナの非は私ですはい

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i'm the one with my bananas yes

INTO JAPANESE

私はバナナを持っている人です

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i am the one with the banana

INTO JAPANESE

私はバナナを持っている人です

BACK INTO ENGLISH

i am the one with the banana