YOU SAID:
the only promised things in life are death and taxes
INTO JAPANESE
人生で約束されたものは死と税金だけ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only promises in life are death and taxes
INTO JAPANESE
人生の約束は死と税金だけ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life only promises death and taxes
INTO JAPANESE
人生は死と税金しか約束しない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life promises nothing but death and taxes
INTO JAPANESE
人生は死と税金しか約束しない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Life promises nothing but death and taxes
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
