YOU SAID:

The only reason to be in hospital is because i thought super glue was lube

INTO JAPANESE

入院している唯一の理由は、スーパーグルーが潤滑油だと思ったからです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The only reason I'm in the hospital is because I thought superglue was a lubricant

INTO JAPANESE

私が入院している唯一の理由は、瞬間接着剤が潤滑剤だと思ったからです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The only reason I'm in the hospital is because I thought superglue was a lubricant