YOU SAID:
the only trite i have ever wanted is in my hands
INTO JAPANESE
私が今まで欲しかった唯一の陳腐なものは私の手にあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only stale thing I've ever wanted is in my hands
INTO JAPANESE
私が今まで欲しかった唯一の古くなったものは私の手にあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only old thing I've ever wanted is in my hands
INTO JAPANESE
私が今まで欲しかった唯一の古いものは私の手にあります
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The only old thing I've ever wanted is in my hands
That didn't even make that much sense in English.