YOU SAID:

the parachute gods are against you

INTO JAPANESE

パラシュート神々 はあなたに対して、します。

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Parachute gods are against you.

INTO JAPANESE

パラシュートの神に反対しています。

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Oppose his parachute.

INTO JAPANESE

彼のパラシュートを反対します。

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Oppose his parachute.