YOU SAID:

the pentagon confirms the moon is made of cheese and the dark side is made of farts

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが月はチーズでできていると知っている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが月はチーズでできていると知っている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everybody knows the moon is made of cheese.