YOU SAID:

The problem with standing next to a drunk horse is that he doesn't live up to his responsibilities as a father.

INTO JAPANESE

酔って馬の横に立っての問題は、彼は住んでいない彼の責任に父親としてです。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Drunk, standing next to the horse's problem is that he does not live his responsibility to with his father.

INTO JAPANESE

酔って、隣に立って馬の問題は、します彼は彼の父に彼の責任を住んでいません。