YOU SAID:

The saddest I have ever been is when a duck shat on me

INTO JAPANESE

私が今までに一番悲しかったのは、アヒルが私の上に浮かぶときです

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The saddest thing that I ever had was when the duck floats on me

INTO JAPANESE

私が今までに持っていた最も悲しいことは、アヒルが私に浮かぶときでした

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The saddest thing I've ever had was when a duck floated on me

INTO JAPANESE

とても悲しい話ね

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That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.

INTO JAPANESE

とても悲しい話ね

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That's the saddest thing I've ever heard.