YOU SAID:
The spiders want me to tap-dance
INTO JAPANESE
蜘蛛は私にタップダンスをして欲しい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider wants me to tap dance
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーは私にタップダンスをしてほしい
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider wants me to tap dance
That didn't even make that much sense in English.