YOU SAID:
The tequila loves to bite turtle
INTO JAPANESE
テキーラ大好きカメをかむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Bite the tequila I love turtles
INTO JAPANESE
カメが大好きテキーラをかむ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Turtle bites I love Tequila
INTO JAPANESE
テキーラ大好きカメ刺され
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tequila love turtle bites
INTO JAPANESE
テキーラの愛カメ刺され
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tequila love turtle bites
That didn't even make that much sense in English.