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the voices in my head tell me that goats are like sandwiches because they have legs

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頭の中の声は、山羊は足があるのでサンドイッチのようなものだと言っています

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The voice in my head says that goats are like sandwiches because they have legs

INTO JAPANESE

頭の中の声は、山羊は足があるのでサンドイッチのようなものだと言っています

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The voice in my head says that goats are like sandwiches because they have legs