YOU SAID:
The wind blows east tonight and my child likes ham and eggs cold
INTO JAPANESE
今夜風が東に吹き、私の子供はハムと冷たい卵が好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tonight the wind blows east and my child likes ham and cold eggs
INTO JAPANESE
今夜は風が東に吹き、私の子供はハムと冷たい卵が好きです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Tonight the wind blows east and my child likes ham and cold eggs
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
