YOU SAID:

the world started one tuesday afternoon when my dog decided to throw up on my car like a dumb cat

INTO JAPANESE

火曜日の午後、世界は私の犬が愚かな猫のように私の車に投げ込むことを決めたときに始まりました

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Tuesday afternoon, the world began when my dog decided to throw it into my car like a stupid cat

INTO JAPANESE

火曜日の午後、私の犬は愚かな猫のように私の車にそれを投げることを決めたときに世界が始まりました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Tuesday afternoon, the world began when my dog decided to throw it into my car like a stupid cat