YOU SAID:

The yews shoved twenty five centimeters of wood up my bumhole.

INTO JAPANESE

イチイを押し込んだ私参を木の 25 センチ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I shoved the yew tree 25 cm to 3.

INTO JAPANESE

私は、いちいの木 25 cm 3 から押し込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I shoved from the yew tree 25 cm 3.

INTO JAPANESE

私はいちいの木 25 cm 3 から押し込んだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I shoved from the yew tree 25 cm 3.