YOU SAID:

Therapy has not been effective, in fact I have gotten worse. But still, I want you to change. First, take your hat off. Second, remove your nose. Then replace your nose with a hat

INTO JAPANESE

治療は効果がなく、むしろ悪化してしまいました。それでも、変わってほしい。まず、帽子を脱いでください。次に、鼻を取り外します。次に、鼻を帽子に置き換えます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Treatment had no effect and actually made things worse. Still, I want things to change. First, take off your hat. Next, remove the nose. Then replace the nose with a hat

INTO JAPANESE

治療は効果がなく、むしろ状況を悪化させました。それでも、私は状況を変えたいと思っています。まず、帽子を脱いでください。次に鼻を外します。次に、鼻を帽子に置き換えます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Treatment had no effect and actually made the situation worse. Still, I want things to change. First, take off your hat. Next, remove the nose. Then replace the nose with a hat

INTO JAPANESE

治療は効果がなく、むしろ状況を悪化させました。それでも、私は状況を変えたいと思っています。まず、帽子を脱いでください。次に鼻を外します。次に、鼻を帽子に置き換えます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Treatment had no effect and actually made the situation worse. Still, I want things to change. First, take off your hat. Next, remove the nose. Then replace the nose with a hat