YOU SAID:
There's a party in my pants and you're invited.
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンにパーティーがあり、あなたが招待されています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants have a party and you are invited.
INTO JAPANESE
私のパンツにはパーティーがあり、あなたが招待されています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
My pants have a party and you are invited.
Come on, you can do better than that.