YOU SAID:

there's a shark in my bathtub and it's got a lot of crippling depression

INTO JAPANESE

私の浴槽にサメがいて、ひどく落ち込んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's a shark in my bathtub and I'm so depressed

INTO JAPANESE

バスタブにサメがいて、とても落ち込んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is a shark in the bathtub and I am very depressed

INTO JAPANESE

浴槽にサメがいてとても落ち込んでいます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There is a shark in the bathtub and I am very depressed