YOU SAID:

There's a war outside and in my bed.

INTO JAPANESE

外と私のベッドで戦争があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's war on the outside and my bed.

INTO JAPANESE

外と私のベッドとの戦争があります。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Out of my bed and war.

INTO JAPANESE

私のベッドと戦争のうち。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My bed and out of the war.

INTO JAPANESE

私のベッドと戦争。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

War in my bed.

INTO JAPANESE

私のベッドでの戦争。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

War in my bed.