YOU SAID:

There ain't no cows in here because cows don't wear blue, so take your stupid umbrella somewhere else.

INTO JAPANESE

牛は青を着ていないので、ここには牛はいません。愚かな傘をどこかに持っていってください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There are no cows here because they don't wear blue. Please bring a foolish umbrella somewhere.

INTO JAPANESE

彼らは青を着ていないため、ここに牛はいません。愚かな傘をどこかに持ってきてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There are no cows here because they don't wear blue. Please bring a foolish umbrella somewhere.