YOU SAID:
There are cows in my pants!
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私のズボンで牛があります!
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Have a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに牛を持っています!
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Has a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンで牛を持っている!
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Having a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに牛を持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Has a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンで牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Having a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに牛を持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Has a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンで牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Having a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに牛を持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Has a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンで牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Having a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに牛を持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Has a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンで牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Having a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに牛を持っています!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Has a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンで牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Having a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンの牛を持っている!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Have a cow in my pants!
INTO JAPANESE
私のズボンに牛を持っています!
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