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there are, indeed, only two possible outcomes: either a surgical, precise hit, or a ridiculous, laughable miss. however, based in my observations, i believe the chances of the second option turning out to be true are fairly low, dare i say are negligible, if not absolutely nil. you affirm that you have a romantic companion who identifies as a man, am i correct? well, in that case, i could safely place a bet on the fact that he doesn't so often, if at all perform mouth-to-mouth or mouth-to-cheek contact for recreational purposes with you. if such a bet was placed, i would most certainly win it. overly loud and exaggerated noises of the kind of physical contact i described before. i can also affirm with a good certainty that this said "boyfriend" shall, in the future, cease his current search for another romantic companion other than you. when such a thing happens, he will settle with her, abandoning you. he is also not going to miss you a bit. i also predict that he will do the so-called "skrrt", which is no more than the sound of a vehicle's engine and tires running at full throttle, but still before such vehicle catches momentum. he is, finally, going to perform the head and arms movement popularly known as "dab", in the exact precise ways that the DJ known as "Wiz Khalifa" so often does that it became a personal trait.

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確かに、2つの可能な結果だけがあります：外科的な、正確なヒット、またはばかげた、笑いのミス。しかし、私の観察によると、私は2番目の選択肢が真実になる可能性はかなり低いと信じています。あなたは、あなたが男性として識別されるロマンチックな仲間を持っていることを確認します、

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Indeed, there are only two possible outcomes: surgical, accurate hits, or ridiculous, a mistake of laughter. However, according to my observation, I believe that the possibility that the second option will be true is quite low. You are a romantic friend who is identified as a male

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確かに、2つだけ可能な結果があります：外科的な、正確なヒット、またはばかげた、笑いの間違い。しかし、私の観察によると、私は2番目の選択肢が真実になる可能性はかなり低いと思います。あなたは男性として識別されているロマンチックな友達です

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Indeed, there are only two possible results: surgical, accurate hits, or ridiculous, laughing mistakes. However, according to my observation, I think the possibility that the second option will be true is quite low. You are a romantic friend that is identified as a male

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確かに、2つの可能な結果だけがあります：外科的な、正確なヒット、またはばかげた、笑う間違い。しかし、私の観察によると、私は2番目の選択肢が真実になる可能性はかなり低いと思います。あなたは男性として識別されているロマンチックな友達です

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Indeed, there are only two possible outcomes: surgical, accurate hits, or ridiculous, laughing mistakes. However, according to my observation, I think the possibility that the second option will be true is quite low. You are a romantic friend that is identified as a male

INTO JAPANESE

確かに、2つだけ可能な結果があります：外科的な、正確なヒット、またはばかげた、笑う間違い。しかし、私の観察によると、私は2番目の選択肢が真実になる可能性はかなり低いと思います。あなたは男性として識別されているロマンチックな友達です

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Indeed, there are only two possible outcomes: surgical, accurate hits, or ridiculous, laughing mistakes. However, according to my observation, I think the possibility that the second option will be true is quite low. You are a romantic friend that is identified as a male