YOU SAID:

There is a potato sitting on my bed with an assault rifle!

INTO JAPANESE

私のベッドの上にアサルトライフルを持ったジャガイモが座っている！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's a potato with an assault rifle sitting on my bed!

INTO JAPANESE

私のベッドの上にアサルトライフルを持ったジャガイモが座っている！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

There's a potato with an assault rifle sitting on my bed!