YOU SAID:

There is no such thing as nothing.

INTO JAPANESE

何もないということはありません。

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There is nothing that is nothing.

INTO JAPANESE

何もないことは何もありません。

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There is nothing there is nothing.

INTO JAPANESE

なにもないな。

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There is nothing.

INTO JAPANESE

だから何もない

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There is nothing.