YOU SAID:
There is no way I'll eat my hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私が帽子を食べる方法はありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is no way for me to eat a hat.
INTO JAPANESE
私が帽子を食べる方法はありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There is no way for me to eat a hat.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.